This landed on Mary’s book while she was reading yesterday:
I kill a lot of bugs and spiders in our house, and a few are interesting enough to deserve a portrait before meeting their demise. This little guy looks like it’s half scorpion, half spider. (The book is At Home: A Short History of Private Life by Bill Bryson. I strongly recommend it.)
A couple of kids improved their grades in my class today:
Flattering, but someone needs to teach Alia the word “hyperbole.”
Do I care that they were obviously made in two minutes right before PE started? No.